"Harry I have to talk to you about something."
"And I hate to do this over the phone."
"I can’t wait any longer to tell you."
"Harry, I’m, I’m pregnant."
"Batman doesn’t fly"
the kind of conversation to have when holding a cosplayer at gunpoint
"…and he hasn’t been home in a few days"
how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit
I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious